★ ★ ★ T E R R I T O R Y M A R S H A L ★ ★ ★
WANTED
✦ DEAD OR ALIVE ✦
REWARD FOR CAPTURE
$ 999,999
"ROOT" THE MOISTURE BANDIT
Wanted for: server intrusion, MITM with intent, drippin', root kit possession
SEEN AROUND: PORT 1337
BY ORDER OF THE SHERIFF